I've decided to retire The Tourist Engineer. It hasn't had any non-spam edits in a very long time and I don't really have the time or enthusiasm these days to keep it going.
If you'd like to resurrect it, contact me for a database dump and you can run your own instance of the excellent OpenGuides software.
Thanks to all the OpenGuides folk. You're truly awesome people. Best of luck with the project.
I have a few other things that might be of interest:
Anyway, it's been fun. Thanks for all the edits guys!